465. Sexual advisor

During a long flight, a passenger asks the flight attendant if he could see the cockpit. He can, so they go inside and the steward tells him: "So this is our captain on the left, the sexual adviser on the right and the flight engineer here behind. Now, these instruments in the middle are.." 

"Excuse me, what did you say the man on the right was?" asked the passenger. 

"The sexual adviser," answered the steward. "Now - these levers here are......" 

"I am sorry to interrupt again" the passenger says, „but are you really trying to tell me that you carry a sexual adviser on your crews?" 

The steward looked blankly at him. "Well, I think so. Every time he opens his mouth, the captain says: When I need your Fucking Advice, I'll ask you for it!“